Lunch date

So I asked middle little and little little if they wanted a picnic outside for lunch.  I came out with their food and they announced. "We don't need a blanket, we set up our own table and chairs!"

The only problem...they kept rolling away from their plates.

The Exhibitionist

So I leave Joe in charge of the boys for 10 minutes while I run to the pharmacy to  pick up a prescription.

I come home to find this in the driveway.

The Duel

This is what the little boys refer to as the nightly "Mohawk fight."

How Many?

I ask, "Zany, how big will you be tomorrow?"

Venting to the Heavens

So Zane gets out of the bath and looks up at the ceiling.

"Hey God!" he yells.

After a brief pause, "I'm talking to you through that white thing up there!"

New Heights

So I was driving Wyatt to school the other day. While we waited in the drop off line I noticed he was looking out of the window and was deep in thought.

I asked, "What are you looking at?"

He replied, "The trees."

"Are you wondering how tall they are? How old they are? Or when their leaves will grow back?"

"Nope," he says with a smile. "I was thinking how easy it would be to climb them."

Little Known Facts

So Colt walks into the kitchen and says, "I am the only ninja you know."