Jail Bird

So...we are on our way home from Lowe's and Wyatt asks what we are eating for lunch. He starts begging and pleading for Chick-fil-A.

The problem is, Joe bought him Chick-fil-A yesterday. I say no. The pleading continues.

I finally say, "If I get Chick-fil-A for you, what are you going to do for me?" He says, "You can get a sandwich."

I say, "No, let's talk about your behavior." He says, "I will put all the whining in jail."

A deal is struck. Sadly, there is apparently an early release program on whining. A whine was paroled before the meal was over.