The Menace

If I didn't write this down I would never believe that one boy could cause so much damage in one day.

Today Colt:

-Sprayed the kitchen with yogurt

-Coated the nursery with a full tube of diaper rash cream

- Woke Zane up 20 minutes into his nap by hopping in his crib, jumping up and down and removing all the toys that were mounted to the sides.

-Ripped down the Christmas decorations on the front porch and shattered a decorative Santa's glasses.

-Stomped three glass ornaments into tiny bits and scattered them on the front steps

-Broke the leaf blower by smashing it with a table leg

-Sprayed an entire can of self tanner in his bedroom. (Sadly I won't know the extent of the damage until 2 to 4 hours from now when it develops its "healthy, bronzed glow")

-Ripped all the pages out of Wyatt's favorite book

Did I mention the flailing on the floor temper tantrums?

On the bright side, he cleaned his plate at supper and volunteered to brush his teeth, twice.